Sage Life Lessons and Wisdom from the Duke of Dunder Mifflin Himself
In anticipation of Rainn Wilson’s visit to the DMA on March 19 as part of our 25th anniversary season of Arts & Letters Live, we’ve pulled together a list of ten times our favorite obnoxious beet farmer just “got us,” with a little visual help from art in our collection. For you Jim and Pam types out there, I apologize, but let’s be honest, our pre-coffee selves will always belong to this mustard shirt-wearing maven.
Calculating Speed…
“I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose . . . and a panther.”
Brain Power…
“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
Healthcare…
“In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is “Oh, I broke my leg!” A lion comes and eats you, you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!”
Flu Season…
“The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. . . . Maybe they have something against living forever.”
Water Cooler Gossip…
“It’s a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.”
Stress Management…
“Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.”
Dealing with Crowds…
“Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”
The “R” Sound…
“No, I disagree. “R” is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder not ‘muckduck.’”
Utopia…
“In an ideal world, I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.”
Paying Attention…
“You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.”
Julie Henley is the Communications and Marketing Coordinator at the DMA.